Liberace Knows

I don’t know how it happened, but I lost 3 pounds!  THREE POUNDS!!  How can that even be possible when I’ve been basically shoving food in my mouth at every possible opportunity?

I can only attribute it to one thing.  A little form of exercise called “Surviving the Jersey Mall”.  Until you’ve successfully navigated your way through a Jersey Mall during holiday madness, you have no right to call yourself a woman.  Or a (gay) man.

My goal is to not just lose ten pounds (or more), but my goal is to get so skinny that someone tells me to eat a burger.  NAY—until a gay man tells me to eat a burger.  Because we all know there are two kinds of skinny in this world--there is straight skinny which is normal and healthy and then there’s gay skinny, which is emaciated and heroine sheik.  I’ll admit it, I want to be gay-skinny, gay-skinny looks hot in a bikini.  Ask a gay man.  He speaks the truth. 

Daily Goal Assessment:

Goal: Lose 10 lbs.

Pounds Lost: -3