I love the holidays. NYC turns into a really special place in December—it’s the only time of year you can drink for free for almost an entire month. Someone, somewhere is throwing a holiday party every single night and you’re invited and it’s open bar and it’s awesome.
Not only do you drink for free, but you eat for free and people give you presents! For instance, during a particularly interesting game of “white elephant” or “naughty santa” or whatever you want to call the game where you steal gifts from other people, I became the proud owner of these beautiful PIMP and BITCH glasses. I know you’re all jealous.
The other very interesting thing that happens this time of year is everyone is on the prowl. Free booze + festive spirits can only result one thing: lots and lots of hook-ups. And also lots and lots of break-ups. Which of course leads to lots and lots of rebound hook-ups.
Unfortunately (or fortunately), for me, I’ve abstained from that sort of activity this year; however I did reluctantly give out my number to a few different guys. But I was cornered. You know when a guy latches himself on to you the whole night, but he’s your friend’s friend that you’ve never met before, and he’s really nice so you don’t want to be mean or rude, but you really aren’t interested and then he asks you for your number at the end of the night and you can’t say no or give him a fake one because he’s your friend’s friend? Well, it’s kind of like that. So instead I will do something even more rude, I will just ignore their phone calls.
Daily Goal Assessment:
Goal: Lose 10 pounds
Pounds Lost: 1.5
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