Who Wears Short Shorts?

 

What comes to mind when you read the following sentences:

Dress code:

Guys: Knee High Tube Socks, Neon Tanktops, Headbands, Wristbands, ‘Fros and Flattops…

Ladies: Thighs of Steel on Two Inch Wheels, with Striped Short Shorts to seal the deal

That’s right, it’s “Down and Derby Roller Disco” time! 

Everyone knows how I’m always complaining about the lack of roller rinks left in the world, well, today something wonderful happened.  Today I discovered that this Saturday, for one night only, this club in Hell’s Kitchen is turning into the coolest little roller rink in town.  Okay, so it’s the only roller rink in town, but still…HOW GREAT IS THIS NEWS!?

BRING ON THE STORM OF THE CENTURY, come rain or shine, snow or sleet, we’re going skating.  We’re going DISCO SKATING.

I only have one teeny-tiny problem with this whole event, and it’s called “Striped Short Shorts”.  That’s just not happening.